Meet Mattie Jarrett!
Matthewson Q. Jarrett is the backseat driver of the Mudflap and Mattie morning show—she yells, complains, points out flaws, is occasionally very scared, and sometimes just goes along for the ride. She loves her job and this town very much.
Mattie is not Mexican, Chinese, or Lumbee Indian but is, in fact, half Filipino thanks to her beautiful mother. Her dad gave her a nasty Italian temper, but he makes up for it by occasionally mowing the lawn at her West Florence sugar shack. Both of her brother’s have spent too much time in Iraq and Afghanistan. One is a Major in the USAir Force, the other is a Captain and a United States Army Ranger All American.
She believes in God, public libraries, and sports in general, but mostly football, baseball, boxing, and MMA. She also believes that people are crazy, and that Carolina Gamecock’s fans have more character than Clemson fans. Also that Washington > Dallas, and that knitting, gardening, and cooking are cool. Her favorite toothpaste is currently Colgate Luminous because of the tasty, yet subtle, grape flavor.
She does not believe in tattoos, Twilight, or chopsticks.
Yes, boys, she’s single. If you can handle it, hit her up at her website—www.chubbyfilipinoluvin.com-- now powered by the good folks at Vortal Intertech Media due to the high volume of traffic.
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